"And
then we're gonna get in those
right-wing nuts faces at the town
hall meeting in Nebraska! Then we'll
make plenty of noise when that
Congressman in New Mexico speaks to
his constituents! Then we're off to
another town hall in Maryland! Then
we'll be screaming at the senator
from Idaho! Then Al Gore and I will
address our convention in Berkley,
California! Then Oklahoma, then
Nevada, then New Jersey...
Yeeeeeeeeeehah!!!!"
You can see it coming; the
center/right regains control over
runaway Obamunism in the 2010
Congressional elections. Not only
will neo-koms have to suck up the
loss of their short-lived troika
dictatorship but they will also have
to find a new whipping boy.
Actually, there will be two new
villains -- their failed erstwhile
Dear Leader and the Democrat Party.
Both villains will be blamed for
completely blowing the opportunity
of a lefty lifetime as many former
Democrats plus long-time Marxists,
unionists, peaceniks, greenheads,
climate changelings,
pro-abortionists, same-sex
matrimonialists and any number of
additional socialist splinter groups
and left-wing extremists will form a
high-volume vocal protest
organization whose goal will be to
reform everything and everyone --
including their remaining
not-left-enough legislators.
Lefty losers like Al Gore, John
Kerry and Howard Dean
(who remain un-bashed for ineptitude
or failure to go far enough to the
left because they never got elected) will crawl out of the woodwork to
shill for the Chai Partiers as the
rank-and-file hangs on every word of
charismatic media idols like Joy Behar, Alan
Colmes, Michael Moore, Jeanine
Garafalo, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes
and Steven Colbert. There will be
critical words in abundance; actual
ideas and analysis, not so much.
Certainly, the right wing will be
critical of the Chai Party. Chai-koms
will be the new teabaggers.
However, the creation of vulgar names
for Chai Partiers will
not be a priority for Tea Partiers
who will refuse
to make much of the
upstart movement
other than to label it a copycat
attempt to make lightning
strike twice in
the same year.
For the most part, conservatives,
moderates and libertarians will just
laugh at the left's attempt to find
new love on
the rebound after their
failed One of a Kind Love Affair
with the most romantic lefty of all
times.
The Spinners: One of a Kind Love
Affair
"Hey kommies, have you tried
eHarmony yet?"
and
"Don't forget to get
back the engagement ring...and
the Nobel Prize!"
will be the kind
of taunts you'll hear from a few of
the more rowdy right-wingers --
possibly to the inclusion of this
renegade scribe.
"We are deep and complicated so we
need a slogan with more than just
one word,"
Howard
Dean will tell Chris Matthews.
"Oooh, that gives me shivers up and
down both legs,"
The Drooler
will reply.
"Allow me to drop
'IT ISN'T HOPELESS...WE CAN STILL
CHANGE'
into the slogan suggestion box."
"We might as well go with that,
Chris. We owe MSNBC a lot for being
the unabashed official network of
the Chai Party."
Of course, we all know who the
female darling of the Chai Party
movement will be. Whereas a one-word
campaign slogan could never work
again, the woman who is recognized
the world over by a single name
would be the obvious choice to be
the lefties' last resort.
At least they'd have someone who
wears the pants in the family to
lead the next revolution.