"Out of its hole."
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Kicking off his re-election campaign in Chicago, Barack Hussein Obama claimed in an interview with The Associated Press that he was able to "yank the economy out of its hole." Additionally, he boasted about getting an "overhaul" version of his intended socialized medicine plan crammed down our throats and about all of those new financial regulations and bureaucracies that will insure our continued (wink) prosperity.
Hey, if that's what Obama wants to lean on as the main teleprompter talking points for his Why I Should Continue To Live In The White House And Be Allowed To Keep Using Air Force One For My Personal Vacations message then I say exactly what the would-be hip, glib tough-talker himself said about conservatives' movement to de-fund and ultimately repeal, ObamaCare: "Go at it!"
While we're on the subject of much ado about absolutely nothing, the only guy that has been able to yank anything out of a hole since Obama's inauguration is the top-hatted official who reaches, annually, into the ground hog's den.
As soon as Punxsutawney Phil awakens from that winter snooze his name is promptly added to the hundreds of thousands of other fictional characters on the Obama administration's Saved/Created jobs list. Phil has already made the list twice. Rocky and Bullwinkle are added each time one of their ancient episodes gets a re-run. Like Phil, Joe Biden made the list when he abruptly came-to at the end of his boss' recent televised dronefest.
Actually, that Bill Murray Groundhog Day flick is a metaphor for the first 800-something days since the Emperor of Egotism assumed the throne. Unable to fathom (or worse yet...not caring) that he can't keep repeating the same socialistic mistakes and still expect to wake up tomorrow morning with every problem solved, he continues to argue that we have to "invest" more, tax more, borrow more and print more money. Meanwhile, Punxsutawney Phil's shadow keeps predicting at least six more weeks of wintry economic weather.
Despite his poll numbers being at their all-time low and hard-lefties talking about running a candidate against him in the primaries, it is estimated that the sequel, Barack Hussein Obama II, will rake-in in excess of a billion dollars, excluding the taxpayers' money being "invested" in Air Force One junkets to campaign destinations.
Obviously, contributors to Obama's re-election campaign haven't just been caught taking a Biden-like catnap. These people have been hibernating! When they get yanked out of their holes they still think it's January 20, 2009 -- Groundhog Day.
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