How do you like your whoppers?
Served up with plenty of condiments to
eliminate the risk of un-tastiness?
Or
straight up flame broiled with
nothing to cover the pure unvarnished
absence of truth?
Buoyed by an earlier gone-viral
proclamation that the Holocaust is a
mere hoax -- Zionist propaganda
created to justify the use of Arab
land in Palestine to
create
the state of Israel -- Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad launched yet another
uncondimented whopper this week...
"No
Zionists were killed in the World
Trade Center because one day earlier
they were told not go to their
work place...They
announced that 3,000 people were
killed in this incident
but there were no reports that
reveal their names. Maybe you saw
that, but I did not."
Such a statement not only flies in
the face of well-documented facts --
with 2,976 murder victims' names
that get recited at Ground Zero each
year -- but it even messes with some
of the far-left's favorite Bushmyths
about 9/11. It is estimated
that 400-500 Jewish people were
among the nearly 3,000 killed in the
World Trade Center attack -- a
figure that is perfectly consistent
with New York City's 13% Jewish
population.
Bottom line: who
can defend the veracity of A-jad's
statements?
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Now have another whopper. This
one has been loaded up with every
veggie and condiment that they could
find behind the counter...
[originally]
"This
plan will save or create 3.5 million
jobs. More than 90 percent of these
jobs will be in the private sector,
jobs rebuilding our roads and
bridges, constructing wind turbines
and solar panels, laying broadband
and expanding mass transit...[updated]
"3.6 million jobs were saved or
created through the second quarter
of 2010, beating my stated goal by
six months."
Such a statement not only flies in
the face of well-documented facts --
with about
8.4 million persons having lost
their jobs over the last two years
causing the unemployment rate to
hold steady at 9.5%, according to
the US Department of Labor's Bureau
of Labor Statistics for July 2010.
But
it even messes with some of the
far-left's favorite Bushmyths
because unemployment was at 7.8% on
W's last presidential day when Obama
promised it would never exceed 8%
if his emergency measures were
funded immediately.
Bottom line: who can defend the
veracity of Obama's statements?
What I didn't do on my summer
vacation.
by Barry, Class President
I didn't really have a very good
summer vacation. Compared to, like,
two summers ago when it was all
about me being too big to fail, this
summer it was about me being too
failed to be big.
Not only didn't I get to go to Spain
with my family but I didn't even make anyone faint
-- although I did make quite a few
people sick. I didn't get to
play as much golf as I had wanted to
and I certainly didn't save or
create any jobs.
Worst of all, I didn't make any new
friends. In fact, I lost most
of my old ones. Maybe it's
because I didn't tell the truth
about anything this summer.